Bio of the Band:

The band started as Heath on bass, and Joey on drums, and Kory on guitar. We didn?t have any originals, we just tried playing cover songs. We realized that Heath couldn't keep time on bass but he still tried. At that time we were called Freezer Burn. Heath and Kory went to a Skatistics, and Big D And The Kids Table show and we found a guy who could play bass, Pete. So we promoted Heath to singer. But Pete lived too far away. Emily went with us one day up to Bangor to get Heath some supplies for his bass, and she wanted to join the band. So she joined as our bassist. There was only one problem, Joey didn't own his own drum set. We borrowed 2 drum sets before he finally got one. The band decided to change the name from Freezer Burn to The Devil Plays Doctor On Tuesday one day at practice and it stuck. Emily then left the band for musical differences and then we began the search for another bassist. We found Jenna Campbell who said she'd try it out, and she decided she liked it. We then went in search of a sax player. We remembered that our pal Steve played sax so we asked him if he would like to join and after a week or 2 he decided he would. But somehow his sax got killed on the way to an AA meeting, so Steve had to leave the band. We had a show in Ellsworth at the skatepark opening, and we dragged our old pal Jeremy along. On the way home we told him that he should learn some of our songs. So when we got home we ran through some of them, then we decided that Jeremy should join. We more or less just said, Jeremy you're in the band now. That's how we got our wonderful left handed guitarist. Joey decided that he wanted to leave TDPDT to play in a metal band. We were pissed. So, we then went out drummer shopping. We got Josh Tuttle (You First). I guess his parents didn't like us. So his time with us was short. Three weeks maybe. Then came along Sarah McD. She is gods gift to women and the drums. Before Sarah came along we found this cute little girl on the side of the road with her saxaphone, and we called her Emily. She said that she'd play sax for us. We found out that Jenna would not be able to stick around on bass because of obligations during the summer so we asked some friends if they'd like to try out for the spot. After Mario, Mike, and Gavin played we made our choice. It was Josh on trombone. He can play too many instruments, so we decided to keep him. Jenna decided she'd learn trumpet and gave up the bass spot to a really special boy. He goes by the name of Gavin Sapien. With the lineup complete we decided to eat moxie apple pie until the sun set on the horizon.

 

 








Kory's Bio:

I <3 cheese







 

 

 









Heath's Bio:

Heath is a cute young man with a strange foot fetish and a mother who loves him. He likes to lick things and take off his clothes. Get your mind out of the gutter! He also enjoys long walks on the beach, margaritas, and poking dead things with sticks. Most days the rest of the band just stares at him and wonders, "What's next?".












 


Jenna's Bio:

Jenna plays trumpet for TDPDT. She is a HUGE fan of rice and pasta. That's the WHOLE story of Jenna's life.











 


Emily's Bio:

One day there was a girl and the girl's name was NOT Emily... But then there was this other girl named Emily, and that's who we're going to talk about. Emily, you see, was not only a girl but also a girl with a plan. She was going to drink orange juice a lot and play the saxophone in a ska band. For a while the OJ alone had to suffice. NOW, though, she is enjoying the life of an OJ drinkin' ska sax tootin girl-on-the-go. Oh, watch her go.


 

 

 





Brett's Bio:

I am Brett, Hear Me Roar!.



















Jeremy's Bio:

Well, there is a long hippie story about Jeremy. He is a hippie. He goes to a hippie college. He wears Birkenstocks, and he's a hippie. He's also a left handed guitar playing hippie. He is a hippie that likes punk and ska. Jeremy is a cool hippie though. Did I mention that Jeremy was a hippie? Well, Jeremy was born and raised as a hippie in the wonderful town of Freedom. He went to the not so hippie school of Mt. View. He was a lonely hippie. He then graduated from there with hippie grades. Then he went to his hippie school. That's the story of the hippie, Jeremy.










Gavin's Bio:

Gavin Mattes Sapien, a.k.a White Hawk, a.k.a King Neptune, a.k.a Sexy Mexy, was born to a multicultural family comprising of Europeans and Mexicans. He was raised listening to lots of oldies radio music, and The Beatles. He grew to become the owner of abundance amounts of Hair, Testosterone, and Mexican-ness. A long, long Time ago, Gavin started shaving in 6th grade. Then he sang and played bass in a pop rock band named Third Person. One day Gavin was like "I want to play a show at The Kave in Bucksport." So he called up Kathy and scheduled a show. In a last minute frenzy to find other bands, he called upon his slutty friends The Devil Plays Doctor on Tuesday, who he met playing a show with weird people in Ellsworth, Gavin then stole Heath's pizza, and talked to Joey. After hearing Gavin's plea for audio aid in his performance Kory was like "yeah, but we don't have a bass player or drummer." So Gavin and his heterosexual life mate drummer, Brett Meginnis, sufficed on the missing instruments, but only for that one show. Then, the Kave Revolution was born. All along the way Gavin made friends with Kory, Heath, Jenna, Joey, and became close with Emily Hill. Then Gavin went through puberty around 12 times. Then. About 10 years later Gavin started going to high school with his old friend Heathsquat in a little democratic learning establishment known commonly as The Liberty School. And he started hanging out with Heath and the goddess of light, Mary Maraschino Cherry. While hanging out with this group of ruffians? everyday he started such habits as saying, "Kid", smoking cigarettes, and owning a declining sperm count. Then Heath was like "Gavin you're a stupid emo kid." Then they didn't have a bassist. Then Gavin was like "I want to play." Then Heath was like "I don't want to sing in an emo band, because, you're an emo kid." Then Gavin lost his emo-grown ovaries, went through puberty again and was chosen to play bass out of a trio of superheroes. We practiced at Ariel's house, because she's cool, a vegan, dread locked, got chickens, moxie pie, and looks like her dad. Then we were all really cool. We all played a show in Augusta at The Edge with Big D And The Kids Table and Streetlight Manifesto. That night, he became a feeble child, wallowing in his own sperm, feces and urine. In this pool of truth and waste, he became vulnerable and the kids of T.D.P.D.T took him in as their infant and breast-fed him into manhood.